Abstract submission

So, my dear little future academic. What have you done. Now you're sitting here, one hour before the deadline, working on two abstracts simultaneously. That's not gonna get you good results. Promise. And why did this happen? Why? Because you didn't go to the library for work. Not in the last three days. This is why you suffer now, stupid little girl. Never, ever start sitting at home again when you know work is due. It only makes you bad thoughts about the boyfriends you do not have. And it makes you wanting to eat tons of chocolates. And it keeps you procrastinating and feeling sad. And you don't even have the time for recreational reading. Bad girl.